Thugar and thpice...
Wichita, Kansas (CNN) -- Police were called to a loud fight at a home on the east side of Wichita. Officers gave this report: After the argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue. Police recovered the piece, and it was re-attached at a Wichita hospital.
(News story suggested by RWich928@aol.com)
Punstock: A harmonic, point-free (in more ways than one) commune of diehard punsters...
The surgeons apparently did such a good job reattaching the tongue that the boyfriend told them to keep the tip. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And now, for some tasteless humor..... (VxAnthrax@aol.com)
Love Bites (email@example.com)
His condition was described as sew-sew. (SpinyNorma@aol.com, Airfarcewon@aol.com)
For next week's cesspool of puns: "Tongue's for nothing!" or "Tongue's for the mammaries" come to my beady little mind. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)
It's being referred to as a taste "budding romance." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)
A vast Bite tongue conspiracy! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
AW, C'MON!!! You're killin' me AFO! NO MORE!!! NO MORE!!!
She is definitely the "Wicked Witchata of the West!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
And then the fight became a mute-ial disagreement. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
"Uncle"? "Mercy"? "Sanctuary?"!