(updated 19 Jun 03)

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GETTIN' BOOZY WITH A FLOOZY IN A JACUZZI
(Title by Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

DALLAS -- The bachelor star of the TV show "For Love or Money" has been fired from a Dallas law firm because of his drunken behavior toward 10 women in a hot tub during this week's episode.

How DARE he get drunk in a hot tub with 10 women and not invite the boss! (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

In a later interview, only one of the women admitted that his behavior emBarrister. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Poor guy, that's happened to me twice. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

From one pink slip to another. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

It's never been an issue before... he's the first person from one of those reality shows that has actually had a job. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Apparently that was above his law firm's legal limit. (edberger@aol.com)

...Yeah, cause Texas state law sets the limit at 23.

On a side note, Ted Kennedy will NOT be brought in as his replacement. (Georges101@aol.com)

The good news is the Navy just hired him as their spokesperson. (GreyOne@earthlink.com)

Ten women...isn't that kinda deca...dent? (LucyLoo@earthlink.net)

Whoa, "firm" and "drunken"...two words you don't usually see in the same sentence. (GreyOne@earthlink.com)

He was just bobbing for breasts. (MISSHIPS21@AOL.COM)

See? Lawyers DO have standards! (tphyll@aol.com)

I just want to clarify with today's winner, MooseSpeak@earthlink.net, that we Texas women were much more concerned about the "steer" part of the deal:

Well, falsely advertising yourself as a "Longhorn Steer" in Texas IS a crime. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)