(updated 19 Mar 03)

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(Title stolen from YellowRoseOTX@aol.com)

ITALY -- A top security prison on the island of Sicily now employs yoga instructors to help Mafia criminals acquire a sense of well being and feel more relaxed.

...So they feel less angry when they kill people. (iluvfriends247@aol.com)

Yo, Bruno! I don't think that's my chakras you're feelin' there. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Great, now they are gonna turn them into "Fairy" Godfathers. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

If this was a nudist prison camp, they could do the Yoga bare... (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Hey, do I look like a f-in swan to you? Eh? (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

They were offered a position they couldn't refuse. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

It's also good for their "pasta." (lacee7700@aol.com)

In Sicily, yoga actually stands for Ye Old Gangsters Arrested. (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

Since discovering they can put their legs behind their head, they are occupied with something other than killing people. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

They decided that cable, a health care plan, jobs to get money to spend, and free food and board just weren't enough. (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Yoga instructors sounds so much better than Hookers. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

They're now sleeping with the Vishnu. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Formerly fearful equine throughout the region breathed a collective sigh of relief upon hearing of the idea. (kamasushi@aol.com)

This is my mantra, see? (shuts eyes) Gunnnnn..gunnnnn..gunnnnn.... (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Feeeeel yourself surrounded by white light...Now feeeeel those cement overshoes starting to dissolve away...You feel light and buoyant and have no desire to whack anybody... (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

Sheesh! Just give 'em 10 kilos of dope! (seeker@vcoms.net)

Today's winner, mtrbach@yahoo.com, isn't fooled by those famous last words:

4 out of 5 prison doctors surveyed state that stress is the #1 cause of death among organized crime members. (mtrbach@yahoo.com)