(updated 1 Apr 03)

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Gov Me Tender

Belgium -- Believing that all conflict is the result of a lack of cuddling and caressing, Kruibeke mayor Antoine Denert has established the Department of Tenderness.

As a result, sexual harassment has increased 141%. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

America already has a Department of Tenderness in Texas, but it has to do with beef steaks. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Sounds like a kinder, gentler version of our Second Amendment..No guns, just the right to bare arms. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

They've hired Jean Claude Van Damme to tenderize some people. (SSCompose@aol.com)

He won't stick to it. Belgians are known for their waffling. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Isn't that just another name for a ... oh. (bj.mills@excite.com)

....I just like their email address.

In case of failure, the mayor plans to take a more extreme stand and establish the Department of Prostitution. (The_PaF@Hotmail.com)

My department of tenderness is in my shorts. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

...Hey man, Viagra is ALL OVER the Internet. (Or is tenderness not the same as softness?)

The French have annexed Belgium? (Doug0320@aol.com)

Henceforth, Saddam Hussein will now change his name to Happydam Hussein. (CrappyEntry@aol.com)

Today's winner, rsherman@netplexgroup.com, reveals that this agency is best known as the Department of Offense:

Some of the conflict was the result of his last idea, the Department of Go Make Me A Sandwich And Bring Me A Beer. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)