(updated 1 Sep 03)

Hosted by Jankath

(Title first inspired by joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

UNITED KINGDOM -- Kevin Dulake has paid for an ad on eBay, putting his wife's brain up for sale.

But due to the obvious choice in husbands this brain made, it has no worth. (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

Batteries not included. (stephen_p77@hotmail.com)

Certainly this headline is being taken out of cortex. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"My wife said, 'Let's sell everything we don't use.' I held her to her word." (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

Mrs. Dulake always said some day her husband would make her lose her mind. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

In a bitter courtroom dispute, Mrs. Dulake asserted that Kevin was only entitled to HALF the proceeds! (mattcstone@mail.com)

Sorry, Kevin, I'm still saving up to purchase Bart Simpson's soul. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

The only bid he's gotten so far is $5 from someone named Igor4DrFrank. (StanYan1@aol.com)

And he knows the kind of money these things can bring, as he auctioned off his own brain just last month. (Georges101@aol.com)

If you're the high bidder, he'll thrown in her liver and some fava beans. (craigieb@aol.com)

That's odd... I just came across a similar ad from a MRS. Dulake offering up his privates. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

This is your brain. This is your brain on eBay. Any questions? (razcactus@netzero.com)

Heads OR tails, ProUSAChick76@aol.com is still today's winner:

It appears next to Lorena Bobbit's ad selling her ex's "brain." (ProUSAChick76@aol.com)