(updated 21 Sep 03)

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SCOTCH AND ROCKS IN THE HEAD

SCOTLAND -- A woman who was married only 10 days when she found her husband in bed with her mother has divorced her husband and has acted as bridesmaid at their wedding.

....Then she kilt both of them. (kempter815@cs.com)

In this case, she was the Ex-bride made. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Sounds reasonable to me. Signed, JLo (skibip@aol.com)

This is Scotland, West Virginia, right? (scalpel@aol.com)

...Feel free to sub in YOUR entry from the following offerings: Alabama, Kentucky, Arkansas...

Years of bagpipe music. I mean YEARS of bagpipe music. And golf. YEARS and YEARS of bagpipe music AND golf. (seeker@vcoms.net)

She kept wondering why he would yell, "Who's your Daddy?!" the way he did when they were in bed. It was foreshadowing. (StanYan1@aol.com)

To heir is human...to forgive is ridiculous. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Mom always liked you best!! (jdcoops3@aol.com)

So she's her own grandma? (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

And she shouted as she left the church, "NOW, you MOTHER F******, I'm your Nightmare-in-law." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Don't look at it like you are losing a daughter but gaining a husband. (SSCompose@aol.com)

...Or, you're not losing a husband, you're gaining a really really icky father.

Her wedding gift to the happy couple was a bad case of Herpes. (ProUSAChick76@aol.com)

To those who said it was big of her to do so, she replied modestly, "No, it wasn't big of me. If I hadn't divorced him before he married Mum, THAT would've been bigamy." (TerriKlein@aol.com)

I bet no one catches that bouquet. (hmo@colegrovia.com)

Somewhere, a new division of Hallmark sprang into life........ (dstone73@bellsouth.net)

Today's winner, Airfarcewon@aol.com, is ready for CBS soap divas (i.e., Reva and Brooke) to be banned overseas:

No wonder she couldn't hold a husband...She can't even hold a grudge! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)