(updated 23 Feb 03)

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Zero Degrees of Separation

GERMANY -- Unlike in America, where the number one cause of divorce is money trouble, the divorce rate in Germany has dropped by 30% because unhappy couples cannot afford to separate.

But then again, how many Americans really can? I mean, after two or three it starts to get a little pricey... (Gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

That's where my wife-swapping plan comes in... (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Don't Germans know about the O.J. method? (BikeMike101@aol.com)

No wonder there aren't any sharks in Germany. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Germany is now considering a Lay-A-Way Plan for anyone seeking a divorce. (ricktodabone@aol.com)

If you can't afford a divorce, why get married in the first place? (Internutt9@aol.com)

How about Dis-solution: Cheaper lawyers! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Ach Mein Gott! Vee have Vays to machen zee get rid of das no good odervon Sieg Heiel! Callen zee 555-666-6969. Have das kredit kard ready. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

So at last we know. The secret of staying together is not a Happy Marriage...It's an Unhappy Marriage! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Instead of filing for irreconciliable differences, couples are now filing on grounds of unaffordable differences. (shamuca@aol.com)

According to today's winner, complexhippie@aol.com, them Germans been singin' the Blues, Brothers:

Hey, sometimes it IS cheaper to keep 'er. (complexhippie@aol.com)