(updated 24 Oct 03)

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This will be the last NYCM hosted by Jankath for a while...she has been swamped with work and personal matters and has asked to take a leave of absence. In the interim period, I (Cadeaux), will be filling in. Hopefully, in the near future, things will calm down enough where she can spend some time with us again. We want to express our sincere gratitude to her for hosting NYCM since HMO's inception and we wish her only the best.


SIZE DOES MATTER
(Title stolen from dspur57098@aol.com)

MIAMI -- University of Florida research claims that the taller one is, the higher the income, with each inch adding $789 a year more income than shorter coworkers.

That's because men are usually taller than women....(maybe I should change my e-mail address before submitting??) (lanny888@yahoo.com)

...Please direct all nasty comments directly to lanny888@yahoo.com.

Yeah, but taller people are also closer to the hole in the ozone, so at least they die sooner. (changetion@yahoo.com)

I knew that. Just look at the porn industry. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

. . .But you loose $1000 for every extra inch around your waist. (hmo@colegrovia.com)

Yeah, well tell that to Danny DeVito. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Which explains why you never see 7-foot homeless people. (Georges101@aol.com)

Geez, I need a "raise." (carissa_chris@hotmail.com)

Which is good for men, who ALWAYS think they are a few inches bigger than they really are. (Georges101@aol.com)

I find that in-taller-able!! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The survey was conducted among a small group that consisted of jockeys unable to find work at the Hialeah Race track...and the members of the Miami Heat. (skibip@aol.com)

Great. Now I can look forward to "Spine enlargement that really works" spam. (laugh@starpower.net)

It is for this reason that the Wizard of Oz came in under budget. (iRonni@msn.com)

That would make Bill Gates approximately 100 feet tall. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

But in the NBA, each inch adds about 4 million dollars. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Upon hearing the report, Randy Newman, songwriter for the 80's hit, "Short People" is busy at work in the studio, recording the follow-up tune, "We Short, We Broke, We Mad"...due in stores, February 2004, the shortest month of the year. (soulsinger66@yahoo.com)

Is that why they say rich folks are "Uppity"? (Airfarceone@aol.com)

Oh great... next year's tax form will have new calculations based on height. Maybe that's what they mean by "higher tax bracket." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

That's why hookers wear high heels... so they can charge more. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Take note, everybody, as today's winner, NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM, reveals what is NOT the secret to success:

Standing on your tippy toes is not the same thing. (NIITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)