See Spot run with Dick
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BUCHAREST -- A 67-year-old Romanian gent cut off his penis after attempting to slay a noisy chicken that was keeping him awake at nite. He stated he "confused it with the chicken's neck", lopped it off, and his faithful mutt then rushed up and ate the bloody member.
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It's a dog eat dong world out there... (email@example.com)
You know, No matter how many times I hear the words "Bloody Member" my sack still shrinks! Can I say that? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah, but only because "bloody member" sounds like a death metal band.
The dog confused the severed penis with his own. (email@example.com)
This story is an attempt to cover up the fact that he was so drunk he lost badly at a cock fight. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I believe this is the first time the word "cock" has appeared on HMO. Wohoo! we're no longer PG-13! Cockity cocky cock cock.
There's got to be a "cock-a-doodle-doo" joke in here somewhere. (Skibip@aol.com) ...and again.
I used to have a dog like that, 'ceptin he didn't wait for me to whack it off first. (Dubya@liarsclub.net)
Note to self 'next time out slaying noisy farm animals at night zip-up, and get second person verifacation before cutting anything.' (SPTirish@aol.com) ...and for God's sake, teach the dog the "droppit" command.
After hearing the news, Purina plans on producing "Kibbles 'n Dicks". (email@example.com)
Let's see.... chicken neck: feathers, beak, comb, wattle.... no, I don't even want to know why his penis looked like that. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)
Ironically, it turns out that the chicken was only trying to warn the guy about the dog. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)