(updated 25 May 03)

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TIPPY KEANU AND HYPOTHERMIA TO YOU
(Title stolen from HerzogVon@aol.com)

HOLLYWOOD -- Keanu Reeves revealed that one of the ways he prepared for the spectacular and elaborately physical action scenes in "Matrix Reloaded" was to bathe often in a pool of ice.

Surrounded by playmates. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Keanu is Hawaiian for "on the rocks." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Looked like the computer done all the physical action...Was it in there with him? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

You get a lot of exercise trying to rinse the shampoo out of your hair with those chunks of ice. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The chicks go for HOT tubs, moron. Cold things contract, you know. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Now if only that pool of ice had an acting teacher in it with him. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

Which is why his performance was so stiff and cold. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Yeah, having your balls crawl inside your body is FAR more aerodynamic. (chefrandy@charter.net)

But how would the shrinkage prepare him for the elaborate physical cave action scene? (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

That was only to counter the effect of seeing his female costars in all that tight black leather. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Interesting ... I use "bathe in a pool of ice" to refer to having sex with my wife. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

Today's winner, sonamahbeach@aol.com, says you can call it Urban Legend if you want, but it scares the pee outa him:

Or at least that's what the people walking out of his hotel room with Igloo containers and scalpels told him when he awoke. (sonamahbeach@aol.com)