(updated 27 Feb 03)

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Bag It, J-Lo

BERLIN -- Jennifer Lopez has assured German journalists that neither her legs nor rear are insured, and that her life is like a handbag that has been opened and dumped for everyone to see its contents.

Yeah, a CHEAP handbag! That was cruel, sorry. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

And she'll do it again for the right amount of money. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

I thought she was covered by that company with the duck. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

With her rear, maybe a suitcase would have been a better example. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Lopez did however confirm that her ass has been dumped, twice. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

After hanging with Puffy, no company would insure her booty. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Handbag? Only a hefty bag is big enough to carry that ass. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Damn dyslexia....Her handbag is not insured. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Then how come she's never opened up for me?!? (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

Much like "the dress" she wore that was open down the middle. It was also dumped for everyone to see its contents. (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

She may not have complete coverage...but she definitely has Lie-ability! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

I had no idea you people were so obsessed with asses, though we've know a few...which may or may not include today's winner, Lance-a-bit@netscape.net, who claims to have put his finger on the real problem:

Well, duh! You can't insure it if it's got a crack in it. (Lance-a-bit@netscape.net)