(updated 27 Jun 03)

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YEAR OF THE DOG...SUIT

WULONG -- A Chinese woman is suing her neighbor for damaging her reputation by naming his dog after her.

See what happens when you put the choke-chain on the wrong one? (Seeker@Vcoms.net)

The woman, Wang Humpalot, should be suing her parents. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

The lawsuit ensued after her husband inquired, "Why don't YOU ever fetch my slippers and newspaper?" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The guy is right. She IS a bitch. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Perhaps she should stop chewing up his newspaper and pooping on his lawn. (edberger@aol.com)

Yeah, I know how the guy must feel...Spike Lee is now suing ME after naming my dog after some Men's TV Channel. (RockMeAmadala@aol.com)

So I guess doggie is not her style. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

She was especially angry after a notice was sent to all of the tenants in her apartment building, apologizing for the "horrible odor in the hallways caused by Mary." (vampspassion@aol.com)

Today's winner, sister_psycho@yahoo.com, always wondered what was in Puppy Chow Mien:

Which we all know, this lawsuit won't take that long, especially after the neighbor woks the dog. (sister_psycho@yahoo.com)