(updated 27 Sep 03)

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NEVADA -- The 1995 exemption allowing the Air Force to maintain strict top-secret classification of all operations at Area 51 has been renewed by President Bush.

Right along with his subscription to "The National Inquirer." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

...Much to the delight of the New Mexico tourism bureau. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Wait just a minute.... if it's so top secret, who told you?! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

I wonder how much money the aliens contributed to his campaign fund. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

That's where Iraq has been stashing all the "Weapons Of Mass Destruction." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

...And everybody else. Glad you all got that out of your system.

Operations?...You mean like the one they performed on the alien? (Internutt9@aol.com)

They can't divulge the secrets of Nevada while Wayne Newton is still alive. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Inventory: 20,000 Florida ballots, 2 alien corpses, OJ's knife, Jose Padilla, 2000 gigawatts of electricity, a 1961 'Vette and the director's cut of "Heaven's Gate." (seeker@vcoms.net)

Don't ask, don't tell. (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)

Or in other words, he has renewed the illegal aliens law. (lacee7700@aol.com)

If those aliens can't build a robot president that can say 'nuclear,' then they sure as heck can't build a cloaking device to hide behind. (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)

So now only the Russians, Chinese, French and Al Quada know what goes on out there. (hmo@colegrovia.com)

Party Central for the Air Force! (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Bush was sworn to secrecy by his predecessor, Bill Clinton, not to reveal the connection between Area 51 and Mustang Ranch. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Today's winner, MrgisJon@aol.com, thinks that W misunderestimated our grasp of the subject:

When asked if there were extra-terrestrials at Area 51, the President replied, "No, everybody there has just two." (MrglsJon@aol.com)