(updated 28 Mar 03)

Hosted by Jankath

HO DOWN
(Title stolen from ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

LOS ANGELES -- The Fox network has hired Monica Lewinsky, who gained notoriety after her oval-office affair with former President Bill Clinton, to host a new reality dating show called "Mr. Personality."

Oh, like SHE'D know a personality if she saw one. (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

The "HEAD" of Fox just took on a whole new meaning. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Notoriety isn't the only thing she's gained. (Danko93@cs.com)

The best thing: She's got first hand experience! (MiloLuvsMe@aol.com)

The network execs were blown away by Lewinsky's performance. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Grin and beret it. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

In other news, Rupert Murdoch has ordered the largest box of cigars on record. (mrxsandmanx@Yahoo.com)

Looks like she finally got the "spot" light after all. (TTIFRANKS9@AOL.COM)

It was also reported that the official sponsor of the show would be "Shout" - the stain getter-outter. (trlymurph@aol.com)

Network executives are lining up to say I DID NOT...HAVE AN INTERVIEW...WITH THAT WOMAN. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

And the network is not worried about ratings...they know she can lick her competition. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Audience tunes out en masse as co-host Bob Barker implores her to "C'mon down!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

In case you never read the lengthy transcripts of those special phone calls, today's winner, Baitsmotel6@aol.com, provides us with the Cliff notes:

I see she took Bill's advice..I think he told her to go Fox herself. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)