(updated 30 Jan 03)
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The Trial of Billy LoJack
(Title by SpinyNorma@aol.com)
Wisconsin -- A 42-year-old man has been arrested for stalking his ex-girlfriend with the help of a global positioning device secretly placed in her car.
We were just so darn punny this week...
A real Wiscon-sin! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
There's a law against badgering in Wisconsin. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
The new invention everyone's stalking about. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Following Swedish Ex-Girlfriend's Car Leads to Saab Story (email@example.com)
He recently stalked her for a thousand miles before figuring out that her car had been stolen by some Irish Travelers. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I can't help it if she goes to the same OB-GYN as I do. (email@example.com)
...Which honestly was NOT pre-conceived to be a segue to the next entry...
Stalkers: Thay're everywhere you want to be. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wisconsin? Car? If he had really wanted to keep track of her, he would have stashed the thing in her snowmobile. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
This is what happens when you break up with a guy by telling him he's like a "big brother" to you! (email@example.com)
GM is marketing this device as "On-Stalker" (StanYan1@aol.com)
Tom Laughlin has optioned the story for a proposed movie, "The Trial of Billy LoJack." (SpinyNorma@aol.com)
The judge ordered him to not come within 50,000 miles of her. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A Wisconsin GPS device being a younger brother locked in the trunk with a cell phone, repeating "Can you hear me now?" (email@example.com)
Today's winner, firstname.lastname@example.org, believes the motive might not be as sinister as we thought:
His defense: He's lost without her. (email@example.com)