(updated 31 Oct 03)

Sex and Drugs...No Rock and Roll

HOLLAND -- Brain scans performed while research volunteers engage in intercourse have shown that an orgasm has the same effect on the brain as a dose of heroin.

Hence, Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love". (chefrandy@charter.net)

I guess we all do needle little now and then. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

If you are as fat, bald, and ugly as me....heroin is probably cheaper, though. (lanny888@yahoo.com)

Wham, bam, Amsterdam! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

But which is easier to do, "scoring some" or just "scoring"? (corabelle@comic.com)

In other news, the Betty Ford Clinic announced that it is merging with the Mustang Ranch. (SpinyNorma@aol.com) Somewhere there is a great "they get you coming and going" joke in here...or at least a "Sexual Healing" reference.

Proving it's more cost-effective to snuggle than smuggle. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

So! That's why my wife calls me needle dick! (mitrep@aol.com)

Why do you think they call it "horsing around"? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

CAUTION: Doing both at the same time will lead to an overdose. (Draviin@aol.com)

Can we turn on the lights? I can't find your vein. (soulsinger66@yahoo.com) Uh...it probably just "collapsed" again.

How come the only studies I was involved in were acid reflux and the effects of tight jockey shorts on sperm production? (SSCompose@aol.com)

If that's true, then why is Courtney Love such a bitch? (MrglsJon@aol.com)

In a related study, tests showed only men suffered the instant addiction; suffered severe withdrawal symptoms and would do anything for a fix, while on the other hand, women were more concerned with getting paid for participating in the study. (colie7922@aol.com)

Well, this observation is definitely a no-brainer...

Yeah, but nobody breaks into your house to steal your TV set to get money for an orgasm. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)