Sex and Drugs...No Rock and Roll
HOLLAND -- Brain scans performed while research volunteers engage in intercourse have shown that an orgasm has the same effect on the brain as a dose of heroin.
Hence, Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love". (email@example.com)
I guess we all do needle little now and then. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
If you are as fat, bald, and ugly as me....heroin is probably cheaper, though. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wham, bam, Amsterdam! (email@example.com)
But which is easier to do, "scoring some" or just "scoring"? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
In other news, the Betty Ford Clinic announced that it is merging with the Mustang Ranch. (SpinyNorma@aol.com) Somewhere there is a great "they get you coming and going" joke in here...or at least a "Sexual Healing" reference.
Proving it's more cost-effective to snuggle than smuggle. (email@example.com)
So! That's why my wife calls me needle dick! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Why do you think they call it "horsing around"? (HerzogVon@aol.com)
CAUTION: Doing both at the same time will lead to an overdose. (Draviin@aol.com)
Can we turn on the lights? I can't find your vein. (email@example.com) Uh...it probably just "collapsed" again.
How come the only studies I was involved in were acid reflux and the effects of tight jockey shorts on sperm production? (SSCompose@aol.com)
If that's true, then why is Courtney Love such a bitch? (MrglsJon@aol.com)
In a related study, tests showed only men suffered the instant addiction; suffered severe withdrawal symptoms and would do anything for a fix, while on the other hand, women were more concerned with getting paid for participating in the study. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, this observation is definitely a no-brainer...
Yeah, but nobody breaks into your house to steal your TV set to get money for an orgasm. (email@example.com)