(updated 3 Jan 03)

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Wal-Mart Ovary-acts
(Title inspired by Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

New York -- The pregnant Midge doll, one of the friends in the Barbie-doll line, has been pulled from shelves by Wal-Mart after receiving customer complaints.

She wasn't actually pulled; rather, she walked off in tears after customers remarked she looked fat. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Good news is that the "Smack My Bitch Up" Barbie is still available. (MadameCurry@yahoo.com)

They're still trying to get the "STD Kelly" off the shelves. (stargzrmt@hotmail.com)

The dolls' water broke while still wrapped for Christmas. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

It wasn't so much the doll that was disturbing, but the matching "do it yourself" caesarian section kit which was sold separately. (Zaboodee@earthlink.net)

In a press conference later, Ken stated, "Hey, it's not mine...I don't even HAVE genitalia!" (LaurenWhitney@aol.com)

Awwww... I thought "Trailer Trash Midge" was a NATURAL for Wal-Mart. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Don't tell me - the doll kept everyone up at night bitching, cried at the drop of a hat, and wanted pickles and ice cream constantly. Thank God I have sons. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

Midge was relocated to the Malibu Dream House Free Clinic, where she is resting comfortably. (kaylor@mail.com)

Well, I guess that's one product that's been screwed. (skibip@aol.com)

They will have to pull the counterpart 'Too Much Tequila Ken' for safety reasons. (Stan790@aol.com)

Today's winner, kaylor@mail.com, knows W may talk a good game, but Clinton was the man of action:

That's what happens when Midge shares a shelf with the Presidential Collectors Dolls. (kaylor@mail.com)