(updated 3 Oct 03)

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NON-CENTS!
(Title stolen from rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

NEW YORK -- A lawsuit has been filed claiming that the plaintiff, $453.00, has been denied insurance benefits after $453.00 was injured in an automobile accident and had to be treated for injuries.

An auto accident? Don't these rappers usually get shot? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The same plaintiff had filed similar claims in Spain as Euro394.36 and in Canada as $613.63. (Jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

The insurance company countered by revealing that the injured party, $453.00, had a $500 deductible. Therefore, he was totaled and not entitled to coverage. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Aren't you supposed to sue FOR money? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

His wife, Penny, could not be reached for comment. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

This clearly is a numbers game. (WJKbase@aol.com)

It seeks damages totaling Frank Johnson. (rpearson@umr.edu)

...Now, ME...I'd go for broke and seek damages totaling Brendan Fraser.

The defendant claims that he had accidentally been broken into rolls of quarters in Atlantic City which became fractured and dislocated into various slot machines. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Also listed as co-plaintiffs were Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton and Jackson. (rod.renner@juno.com)

In recent breaking news, $453,000,000,000.00 settled out of court for an undisclosed sum of money... (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

A lawsuit is the least of their worries. Turns out $453.00 is Fifty Cent's girlfriend. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

How seriously can you take a guy who refers to his kids as "change"? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Well, duh...he had the cents knocked out of him. (stargl@aol.com)

Today's winner, seeker@vcoms.net, says he always puts his mouth where his money is:

Insurers claim investigators have pictures of $453.00 partying in a Manhattan strip club, slipped inside a thong. (seeker@vcoms.net)