(updated 4 Feb 03)

Hosted by Jankath

Pour, Little Rich Girl

GREECE (and anywhere else she wants to be) -- Athina Roussel, the last direct descendant of Aristotle Onassis, awakened 2.7 billion dollars richer on Wednesday, her 18th birthday.

To celebrate, she and Jenna are going to buy a brewery and party all weekend on Athina's new luxury yacht/aircraft carrier. (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

She spent the day shopping for clothes, shoes and Russian cities. (seeker@vcoms.net)

My big fat Greek heiress! (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

No family left? Poor dear... I'd like her to think of me as her own dear dad, in a very real and legally binding way. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Yet she's STILL demanding that five bucks I owe her. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

However, I woke up in a puddle of my own puke on my 18th birthday. Beat that, bitch. (iamzachmo@msn.com)

At least now Bill Gates knows where he dropped his checkbook. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

In other news, I jumped for joy when I found $5 in my husband's pants pocket on laundry day. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

But sudden riches haven't changed her. She still lives simply and quietly on the island she owns. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

She woke up 2.7 billion dollars prettier, too. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

...Do you guys work together?...

Now, if she only had big gazoombas, she might get asked to the prom. (skibip@aol.com)

When asked for a statement, she replied "I'm going to Disneyland...and buy it and rename it Athinaworld!" (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Today's winner, Baitsmotel6@aol.com, reminds us that riches are fleeting (what - 3 yachts so far?). Sure, it's ashes to ashes for some things, but if you inherit a $billion here and a $billion there, eventually it adds up to some REAL money:

And she got that money the old-fashioned way...She urned it. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)