Sorry Kids, Mommy spent your tuition
North Carolina- Inventor of the "Orgasmatron" is confident women will fork out $17,000 to have a remote controlled instant orgasm device implanted.
Henceforth, gynecologists will simply be known as battery changers. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Well, there goes the stereotype that only men fight over the remote. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The scourge of automation... continuing to put men out of work. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Uh, children, has anyone seen my remote... OOOOOOoooggghhh! Alright, Jimmy, give that back! (email@example.com)
In a related story...Woman dies from over-excitement due to a malfunctioning garage door opener. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And the "Out-of-Leftfield Award" will be implanted in firekitty544 for this passionate, if not confusing rant...
WHAT ARE THEY NUTS THEY ARE IMPLANTING A MARATHON OF ORGANS?FIRST CHEER OFFS AND THEN DORKY MASCOTS BUT THIS IS THE CORNYEST ONE I HAVE YET SEEN I TELL THEY DO ANYTHING TO GET PUBLICITY. (email@example.com)
It looks like guys will have to handle themselves...themselves. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Most of the money is for the 16,742-button remote control with "Mood Guess" technology built in. (email@example.com)
Maybe they should market it as a cure for headaches. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I give it a week before someone figures out a way to send spam on them. (email@example.com)
Finally! Something that could end all that penis enlargement spam. (firstname.lastname@example.org) You sure that was spam?
The inventor is currently working on his next product, the Divorcatron. (email@example.com)
When you press the remote control, your husband does all the household chores. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)
In an unrelated story; Madonna has exploded. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And the winner is...
A similar device is on the market called a Visa Platinum card. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)
Point-free Honorable Mention
Here are the two least offensive puns for this round...
The equipment itself isn't that expensive, but the installation is very labia-intensive. (email@example.com)
The similar procedure for men is not covered by most insurance, as it is erective surgery. (firstname.lastname@example.org)