(updated 6 Aug 03)

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(Title borrowed from Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

INDIA -- 30 years after their breakup, a man has married his former childhood sweetheart, following her ultimatum that he marry her or pay her back a $650 loan.

Right now, there are Fox Network execs kicking themselves for not having thought this up first. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Is that with "interest" or without? (anitmony927@yahoo.com)

Hope his current wife doesn't mind. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Ah...so THAT'S my problem. I always say "you can marry me or die."...Wrong ultimatum. (SallieBriggs@Straton.com)

Is the wedding backed by the FDIC? (seeker@vcoms.net)

Better Wed than Debt! (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)

But who's the real loser here: The man...or the woman who just MARRIED a guy who couldn't scrape up $650? (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

And I thought the Student Loan people were a pain in the ass. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

He's getting off cheap ... normally it would cost 3 cows to marry her. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

That's the first time I've heard of a woman demanding a man pay to NOT have sex. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Hey, that's smart. Married or money? Either way, you're getting some. (stargl@aol.com)

Love isn't only blind. It's also cheap. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Today's winner, Baitsmotel6@aol.com, knows the Viagra costs will far exceed the debt, since the groom himself pretty well fills the "something old" provision:

Wedding plans are half done...They already have the "Something Borrowed." (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)