(updated 6 Jul 03)

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AMERICAN BLEEP ETHIC

WASHINGTON -- Speaking at a political gathering, Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.), told the crowd that he doesn't need the Bush tax cut because he has never worked a [bleeping] day in his life.

But you know how those politicians lie.... (vladtheinhaler@godisdead.com)

But he's paid plenty for [bleeping]. (edberger@aol.com)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Bleeping part of a Kennedy job description? (GerriHan65@aol.com)

However, he does need Bush to ignore any future allegations accusing a Kennedy of rape, murder, fraud, and adultery. (Chrldav3@aol.com)

Other members voted to censor him so not to give away the big secret that none of them work. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

The Representative corrected himself afterwards, stating that he's never worked without bleeping a single day in his life. (shlpr9@hotmail.com)

When asked whether he ever intended to run for President, Rep. Kennedy replied, "I'll drive off that bridge when I come to it." (ukkfyooyay@aol.com)

Naturally, being a Kennedy, he made this statement not wearing any pants and holding a bottle of triple-malt scotch in his hand. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I don't need the BUSH TAX either because I am a virgin ... no matter what my daughter tells you... (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

Kennedy: "I was misquoted by those out to destroy my political career. What I really said was, I like the Beatles' 'Tax Man' and 'We Can Work It Out' and 'Day in the Life'." (TZMAC@aol.com)

Today's co-winners always considered it work to get THAT bleeping drunk:

So..what does he want..an un-employment check? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

...and...

That's the kinda guy I want as my Rep - an honest politician! (atwright73@yahoo.com)