(updated 6 Mar 03)

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Coffee, Tea, Or....?
(Title from ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

LOS ANGELES -- Steamy lattes and steamier women are being sought by Playboy Magazine execs, as they have put out a cattle call for baristas to pose for their upcoming issue, "Women of Starbucks."

Cattle call? Hmmmm, that sounds udderly ridiculous...is that the breast they could come up with? (Pyramid@scheme.com)

Wow! I'm goin' stirrer crazy just thinkin' about it! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

I hope their C-Cups runneth over. (Internutt9@aol.com)

Can't wait...I'm a leg man...especially de calf. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Coming soon will be Wanton Women of Waffle House, where the word "flapjacks" takes on a whole other meaning. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Come to think of it, I would enjoy a hot French roll about now. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

For men who want some cream with their coffee. (dignan44@yahoo.com)

Double, tall and non-fat.....just the way I like 'em. (skibip@aol.com)

Baristas? I can imagine Starbucks getting sued now and then, but do they really need their own stable of female lawyers? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

So far the only problem the photographers are having is getting the women to stand still. (trlymurph@aol.com)

Then the readership will have two reasons to be 'up' that night. (L1061S@go.com)

As one who has waited countless times in that coffeehouse cattle chute waiting for this "privilege," (buying Venti Latte extra hot - NOT posing nude, thank you very much), today's winner, comedian2000@hotmail.com, wonders how many Nicaraguan children could be bought by the money we'd save if we just stayed home with our Folgers:

However, Playboy failed to mention that this issue will be 3 times the normal price - and for no apparent reason. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)