(updated 6 May 03)

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DO THE HOKEY POKEY

UNITED KINGDOM -- A survey of 2,000 women indicates that the way a man dances reveals a lot about his willingness to please his partner in bed.

Is that with or without alcohol involved? (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

That's so true...cause when my wife craves a bedtime snack, I dance right down to the neighborhood Seven-Eleven and get her a Slurpee and a sandwich. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

If he lets you lead, you have a winner--anything goes! (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Especially when he buys batteries for your "Electric Slide." (Jjambra@aol.com)

The cries of ecstasy emerging nightly from Neverland can't be ALL wrong. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

Especially the men who keep tripping over their "thing" while dancing. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

In a related story, another survey revealed the way a woman uses her dad's money reveals a lot MORE about a man's willingness to please his partner in bed. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

DAMMIT!! And I've wasted all these years playing in the BAND hoping to get laid. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

...That's EXACTLY the point.....ask NOT what your groupie can do for you; ask what YOU can do for your groupie.

I suppose that would explain the enthusiastic response from women when I spin my entire body balanced on my tongue while break-dancing. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

So true...especially if your fly is down. They're always giving Fred a stare! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

I don't buy that! The Hokey Pokey would look too weird horizontally. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

It seems that all the single guys just do the "hand jive." (Cheez412@aol.com)

Today's winner, TvOrNotTv1@aol.com, always thought that the way a man dances is more indicative of how badly he needs to take a leak:

The women who complain the most have husbands who do the hustle. (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)