(updated 7 Jan 03)

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Check Your Dip Stick?

Bangkok -- Gasoline stations will soon be offering massages for weary motorists.

Do motorists have to bring their cars? (seeker@vcoms.net)

Thailand is just slightly bigger than Rhode Island...how weary can a motorist get? (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "full service," doesn't it? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Your total for an oil, lube, and flushing your hose comes to $49.65...Did you want anything done with your car today?" (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Now you and your car can get lubed together. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Gives a whole new meaning to "fill her up." (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Damn! All of OUR gas stations are "self serve," if ya catch my drift. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Now when you ask for Ethyl, you really DO get Ethyl! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

This gives a whole new meaning to "Mr. Goodwrench!" (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

In a related story, one gas company in Thailand changed its name to "EXXXon." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Guess I misunderstood that sign outside that said they provide work on all foreign models. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

As if living in a town called Bangkok isn't cool enough already! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Today's winner, Baitsmotel6@aol.com, reports he overheard a certain former US president putting pressure on the UN to be appointed as honorary Ambassador of Good Bill...uh, I mean Good Will to Thailand:

This will definitely solve the old "Send the wife in to get directions" problem. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)