(updated 8 Feb 03)
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SILENCE IS GOLDEN
(Title by Baitsmotel6@aol.com and email@example.com)
Alba Lulia -- A Romanian businessman has begun paying his wife $500 a month just to be quiet and not nag him when he gets home from work.
And worse, he works at home. (Hyacynth@earthlink.net)
But she then pays her daughter $100 a month to nag him for her. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
She must have a big mouth if it took him $500 to fit his money into where her mouth is. (Mistahtom@aol.com, email@example.com)
Hell, he should have called MY wife...she'd do it for a pound of coffee and a meatloaf. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, jeez, all she needs now is a contributor to a free online humor list with a medium to smallish penis and her life will be complete. (email@example.com)
...Thus the name stretch?
I guess that WOULD be more effective than my patented, "Shut up, bitch!" (StanYan1@aol.com)
...Especially at my house.
I no longer believe your headlines are real. Who ever heard of a Romanian businessman who clears $500/month? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Here in the U.S. that's called Alimony. (email@example.com, DOrr@jam.rr.com)
Of course, in dog money that's $3,500. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
I do it a lot cheaper - I pay Jack Daniels $20. (FlatsyCline@earthlink.net)
Oh great, so she gets it all out of the way BEFORE he goes to work. What a way to start the day. (firstname.lastname@example.org, FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)
This "agreement" is spreading like wild fire.....women in America are now paying their husbands $500 a month just to COME HOME FROM WORK! (email@example.com)
Based on that, he probably has to sell the car to pay for sex. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
On the income tax forms, the wife lists her occupation as "Hush Fund Manager." (email@example.com)
Great minds think alike, and once in a while so do you guys. Having co-winners this week means there's an extra wife who probably won't be sticking around for long:
However, 4 out of 5 husbands recommend sticking with the duct tape. (BikeMike101@aol.com, firstname.lastname@example.org)