(updated 8 Oct 03)
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READIN' LIKE IT'S 1974
PRINCE PHILIP -- A local hospital has appealed for donations of reading materials after an x-ray patient discovered a 29-year-old magazine in the waiting room.
As it turns out, it was a scam perpetrated by the patient. The doctor could see right through him. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Better check the dates on those little milk cartons in the cafeteria, too. (email@example.com)
Coincidentally, the fashions shown in this 29-year-old issue of Cosmopolitan are the current hot trends for this year. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)
The 1974 German language edition of Playboy, containing an interview with the then relatively unknown Arnold Schwarzenegger, was recently sold on eBay to one G. Davis of California for over $50,000. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I was so moved by their plight that I immediately shipped them my 15 year old copies of popular mechanics. No need to thank me, the look on their faces was thanks enough. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)
It was a "PC Weekly" whose cover story touted "The New Portable IBM Computer -- Now Only Twice the Size of an American Tourister Suitcase!" (email@example.com)
Unfortunately, all of the copies of Playgirl with the nude spread of Brendan Fraser were already taken by some blonde woman... (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
...Yeah, well - wait till Brendan catches a glimpse of that "Women of Humormeonline" spread...Course, with my luck, he'll just go for Cad.
Nothing X-Rayted, please! (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Second on the list of "things to update" was the hospital's x-ray machine, which consists of holding a flashlight to the patient's chest in a dimly lit room. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
29 years is only half the shelf-life of a National Geographic magazine. (email@example.com)
I have about 12,000 entries of spam no older than 20 days. They're welcome to 'em. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Maybe they keep it around to mess with the heads of people who just came out of a coma! (MrglsJon@aol.com)
The heck with the magazine.....I wonder how much today's winner, iRonni@msn.com, could have made selling THIS picture on eBay?
This was actually discovered underneath a rusty, cobwebby wheel chair in which was discovered the desiccated body of Jimmy Hoffa. Ironically, the number on the ticket he was holding was due up next. (iRonni@msn.com)