(updated 9 Dec 03)

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I know, this whole story stinks.

DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) -- A man who thought his boss's bicycle had been stolen while in his care killed himself by diving into a cesspit -- only for a friend to return the bike a little later.

And now, we pay point-free homage to our cerebral athletes, "The Punsters":

Sometimes you Schwinn, sometimes you lose. (williemelmoth@aol.com, Airfarcewon@aol.com)

What a nincom-poop! (jrgracey1@aol.com)

He thought it was a bicycle built for # 2. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

I see that Reuters rooted out another sad tale of a man whose life drained away. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net, Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The deceased man's family sued his boss for "Defecation Of Character". (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

That was the turd time that happened and he knew his boss would be pissed. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com, guitartexn@aol.com)

Always time for a pun - man, what a crappy way to go. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

When he concluded the bike was in the toilet water, he felt a little flush. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com, Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He just wasn't wise enough toilet well enough alone. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

boss loses bike... jr. executive in deep sh*t. alternative to suicide ? get "huffy" (pun intended) (pat123z@aol.com)

They tried to stop him, but he would not be de-turd. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Guess he though he was gone with the Schwinn. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

A bicycle built for poo? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Cadeaux, please penalize AFO 50 points for this stinker." *

* Note from Cadeaux to AFO: Don't get all in a tizzy...I don't do EVERYTHING El Guapo says...but mentally, I deducted 100. ;)