(updated 14 May 02)
Will Ferrell: So what prompted you to leave SNL (Saturday Night Live)?
It all started when I read this book by Joe Piscopo........ (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The show SUCKED. (email@example.com) Past tense??
That Tina Fey half smile was just creeping me out! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Had to do something to get Mango out of my mind. (email@example.com)
Austin Powers spin off - Mustafa, he's back, and he's not dead - how could I turn that down? It's my shot at super stardom! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
My true dramatic talent was being wasted in scenes where I had to speak. (email@example.com)
Bitchin' offer to do a cheerleaders movie with Cheri Oteri. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey, Travolta left "Kotter" and he has a successful career! (email@example.com)
I don't like working weekends. (firstname.lastname@example.org) No problem, McD's can probably accommodate you.
I was looking to land a part on a COMEDY show. (StanYan1@aol.com)
These chumps are just holding me back. Why, I could be another Ellen Cleghorne or...dare I think it, Kevin Meaney!! (email@example.com)
I wanted to capitalize on my success in "A Night at the Roxbury" while it's still hot. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The sooner I leave the sooner I can fulfill my dream of being a guest host. (SMiller234@earthlink.net)
Strangely, Will got that glazed "deer in the headlights" look when he first responded to this question...