(updated 19 Aug 02)
Lisa Marie Presley: How do you figure this marriage (Nicolas Cage) will be different from the one with Michael Jackson?
We won't have to share makeup. (email@example.com; Mistahtom@aol.com )
Those earthquakes caused by Dad spinning in his grave should finally stop. (SMiller234@earthlink.net)
I won't be the "man" this time. (Brendazilla@aol.com)
I don't have to wear that stupid surgical mask to kiss my husband. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Our bedrooms will be less than 1000 miles apart. (email@example.com)
One thing is for sure, I won't be accused of being a lesbian this time! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Less monkey spanking. Lots less! (email@example.com)
One's thingy is "Gone In 60 Seconds"...the other one "Beats It".. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I can finally throw out all of those schoolboy uniforms. (email@example.com) Don't be too hasty.
I finally found someone tall, DARK and... well 2 out of 3... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
That wasn't a marriage it was a failed franchise agreement. (RangerXman@aol.com)
This time I get to go on the honeymoon and the ring bearer stays home. (ElmiraGlch@aol.com)
At least you get to moan this time around...
The only girlish moan in the bedroom will be mine. (email@example.com)