(updated 23 Jul 02)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: If you get elected Governor of California in 2006, what changes do you have planned?
Legalize steroids, Baby! (Internutt9@aol.com; email@example.com)
Nothing, really. Like most of my movies, I will still be pretending to be a good-guy bad ass. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
All convicted murderers will be "Terminated." (StanYan1@aol.com) Yes, you knew this one would be picked.
Well first I have to get elected, I know people pick the longest answer on the multiple choice tests...I hope they do that with names too. (email@example.com)
Annex Minnesota if I can take Jesse Ventura two falls out of three. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A law against bad "Terminator" quotes and impressions - at last! (Kayvotr@aol.com)
Adding the "right to pack heat" to the Pledge of Allegiance. (email@example.com)
True Lies (SMiller234@earthlink.net)
Morning calisthenics with all those fat congressmen. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Learn to say "I'll be back" in Spanish. (DrownedRat@hotmail.com)
Hire same guy who wrote all my catch phrases as official speechwriter. (email@example.com) Hey, at least all his speeches will be short.
Repeal the pollution laws, so I can smoke cigars in my Hummer. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"I be movink state capital from Zacremento to Muscle Beach." (HerzogVon@aol.com)
And I plan to get reelected by getting rid of all the people who wouldn't vote for me...
I vill tell all dose tree-huggers and SUV haters, "...to get owwwwwwwwtt! Move to Canada." (email@example.com)