(updated 23 Jul 02)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: If you get elected Governor of California in 2006, what changes do you have planned?

Legalize steroids, Baby! (Internutt9@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Nothing, really. Like most of my movies, I will still be pretending to be a good-guy bad ass. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

All convicted murderers will be "Terminated." (StanYan1@aol.com)  Yes, you knew this one would be picked.

Well first I have to get elected, I know people pick the longest answer on the multiple choice tests...I hope they do that with names too. (tw_holmes@hotmail.com)

Annex Minnesota if I can take Jesse Ventura two falls out of three. (skibip@aol.com)

A law against bad "Terminator" quotes and impressions - at last! (Kayvotr@aol.com)

Adding the "right to pack heat" to the Pledge of Allegiance. (peterson_mcbride@hotmail.com)

True Lies (SMiller234@earthlink.net)

Morning calisthenics with all those fat congressmen. (tw_holmes@hotmail.com)

Learn to say "I'll be back" in Spanish. (DrownedRat@hotmail.com)

Hire same guy who wrote all my catch phrases as official speechwriter. (kamasushi@aol.com) Hey, at least all his speeches will be short.

Repeal the pollution laws, so I can smoke cigars in my Hummer. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"I be movink state capital from Zacremento to Muscle Beach." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

And I plan to get reelected by getting rid of all the people who wouldn't vote for me...

I vill tell all dose tree-huggers and SUV haters, "...to get owwwwwwwwtt! Move to Canada." (chefrandy@charter.net)