(updated 25 Jun 02)

Deep Throat: What have you been up to these last 30 years?

I've been hosting 'Win Ben Stein's Money'. (mycroft@starmail.com)

Hangin' out with the Marlboro Man in relative anonymity. (chefrandy@charter.net)  Uh, I think the Marlboro Man has been hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa.

Six words, "Can you hear me now?, Good!" (rocesblader02@hotmail.com)

I've been behind the green door. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Trying to find the exit to that $%#! parking garage. (laugh@starpower.net)

Witness Protection Program. (rocesblader02@hotmail.com)

Man, my life has been sucking lately. (dangerwulf@aol.com)

Well, I have done a lot of different roles but the one I am most proud of is the "Starr Report". (htwhamster27@earthlink.net)

I do have an advertising deal pending doing 7-11 in-store appearances, but they aren't sure if they want me promoting the "Big Gulp." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Hey! You try telling a President what your nickname is these days. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Well, ever since my super cool undercover name became an overused sexual innuendo, nobody takes me seriously anymore. (thesimpsonian@aol.com)

I guess I should have seen this coming...

I find this truly a hard response - the old film director gave me a gag order. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)