(updated 25 Jun 02)
Deep Throat: What have you been up to these last 30 years?
I've been hosting 'Win Ben Stein's Money'. (email@example.com)
Hangin' out with the Marlboro Man in relative anonymity. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Uh, I think the Marlboro Man has been hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa.
Six words, "Can you hear me now?, Good!" (email@example.com)
I've been behind the green door. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Trying to find the exit to that $%#! parking garage. (email@example.com)
Witness Protection Program. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Man, my life has been sucking lately. (email@example.com)
Well, I have done a lot of different roles but the one I am most proud of is the "Starr Report". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I do have an advertising deal pending doing 7-11 in-store appearances, but they aren't sure if they want me promoting the "Big Gulp." (email@example.com)
Hey! You try telling a President what your nickname is these days. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, ever since my super cool undercover name became an overused sexual innuendo, nobody takes me seriously anymore. (email@example.com)
I guess I should have seen this coming...
I find this truly a hard response - the old film director gave me a gag order. (firstname.lastname@example.org)