(updated 27 May 02)

Joey Buttafuoco: So what made you decide to fight against a woman on "Celebrity Boxing"?

Look at me. You think I'd have any chance against a guy? (edberger@aol.com)

I figured that I should do my OWN dirty work this time. (StanYan1@aol.com)

That's a woman?? (laugh@starpower.net; y2patton@yahoo.com)

Celebrity Boxing???? I thought I was going on Temptation Island! (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

I gave myself standards, but it just wasn't me, so I had to redeem myself to the public in some way. (tw_holmes@hotmail.com)

Every time I've done it before it's led to great sex later. (SMiller234@earthlink.net) Yeah, right...like you are capable of giving great sex.

Even if she kicks my ass, I plan to get a few "good licks" in! (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

It's what I do every Saturday night, but they said if I let them film it, I'd get paid instead of arrested. (dignan44@yahoo.com; Kayvotr@aol.com)

Thought I would try to squeeze a few more seconds out of my 15 minutes of fame. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Boy, that Joey...always thinking ahead...WAIT, what am I thinking???....

I'm planning a spin-off series called "Chyna Biaaaatch". (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)