(updated 2 Jul 02)
Martha Stewart: So after this insider trading scandal, what's next for Martha Stewart?
The all new Martha Stewart "Jailbird" collection at K-Mart. (email@example.com)
I'm going to kill myself, and lay my body on a coffin filled with potpourri. (JunkMailMagnet42@aol.com)
Run for political office. (SMMFD1@AOL.COM)
Celebrity Boxing against Emeril Lagasse. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, this is our last Celebrity Boxing one for a while....so, for the love of all things sacred...stop! Whew...I am done now.
I'm actually looking forward to prison... It'll be the first action I'll have gotten in 15 years. (email@example.com)
Can't we talk about a vinaigrette? (FreeLooseDirt@aol.com)
I will create little origami things to give away from the subpoenas I am sent. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sorry, Martha...we do the origamis around here...got me? Like Martha even knows I'm alive.
Can't sell her WorldCom stock she bought with the money she made from the insider trade. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)
I'm slated to guest host an upcoming episode of Trading Spaces: 'Joliet vs. San Quentin'. (email@example.com)
God I hope Playboy makes an offer she cant refuse...Wait.Did I write that out loud? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yes, and everyone knows who you are, email@example.com.
Back to catering bar mitzvahs in the Bronx. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)
Could be pressing shirts in the prison laundry instead of pressing flowers for decorative means! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"I'm selling Disneyland!" (email@example.com)
New line of Insider Trading Cards. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
This would be an example of "Life is Good"...
Catering Michael Skakel's Birthday Party. (email@example.com)