(updated 6 Jun 02)

Anna Nicole Smith: What makes you think anyone would be interested in watching you in a reality TV show?

82 million reasons..Baby! (internutt9@aol.com)

Yes, especially if they call it "Who Wants to Marry a Rich Old Coot?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Have you actually SEEN my breasts? (kamasushi@aol.com)

It'll be a hit with everyone. All the men will drool and all the women will want to watch me get fat! (mycroft@starmail.com)

I must be really popular since I won that Gold Hanger from Joan Rivers! (kdup7@aol.com)  I knew watching that episode about her on E! would come in handy for something...well other than the obvious.

Because nobody in the Osbourne family ever looked as good as me in the buff!! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Obviously I know a lot more about old men than you do. (skibip@aol.com)

Well, I know people won't be interested because since it's a "reality" show, my breasts can't be shown. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Everyone likes to see white trash with money! (kdup7@aol.com)

'Cause I can be real, you know? (twists hair) And that's what reality TV is all about...realness. (straightens tittie) (kramer_and_george@yahoo.com)

They're placing a web cam in the shower. (rocesblader02@hotmail.com)

Anna proves she might be dumb...but not stupid...

Same reason they watch anything. I have a big rack. Geez, and they call ME stupid! (dignan44@yahoo.com)