(updated 8 May 02)

Pamela Anderson: Marry Kid Rock...just what exactly ARE you thinking?

If I marry a guy who I KNOW will sleep around, then I still get to sleep around, too. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

I didn't look trashy enough with Tommy Lee. (NIN690000@aol.com)

The only other publicity op I've gotten in the last six months was turning letters on the Iraqi version of "Wheel of Fortune". (moosespeak@aol.com)

Thinking? Do *these* look like brains to you? (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

I finally found the guy I can feel superior to. (ironical@worldnet.att.net)

Oh, I just thought 'Every girl deserves a honeymoon that's not videotaped!' (FreeLooseDirt@aol.com)

I was on the cell phone with a friend and she said "Do you like very big c***s?", but due to the static, I thought she said "You should marry Kid Rock". Luckily, the Sprint PCS guy got me straightened out. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

I decided the limitless possibilities this union provides to humor list moderators and contributors would be my gift to the world. (dignan44@yahoo.com)

I fell in love because he was, like, SO sexy in The Scorpion King! (peterson_mcbride@hotmail.com)

Well, my parents always said I couldn't do any worse than Tommy, so I had to prove them wrong. (kamasushi@aol.com)

What can I say? He's a perfect match... HIS LIVER THAT IS! (y2patton@yahoo.com)

Obviously, love might be blind...but it's not tone deaf...

I didn't want to marry another musician. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)