(updated 8 May 02)
Pamela Anderson: Marry Kid Rock...just what exactly ARE you thinking?
If I marry a guy who I KNOW will sleep around, then I still get to sleep around, too. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I didn't look trashy enough with Tommy Lee. (NIN690000@aol.com)
The only other publicity op I've gotten in the last six months was turning letters on the Iraqi version of "Wheel of Fortune". (email@example.com)
Thinking? Do *these* look like brains to you? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I finally found the guy I can feel superior to. (email@example.com)
Oh, I just thought 'Every girl deserves a honeymoon that's not videotaped!' (FreeLooseDirt@aol.com)
I was on the cell phone with a friend and she said "Do you like very big c***s?", but due to the static, I thought she said "You should marry Kid Rock". Luckily, the Sprint PCS guy got me straightened out. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I decided the limitless possibilities this union provides to humor list moderators and contributors would be my gift to the world. (email@example.com)
I fell in love because he was, like, SO sexy in The Scorpion King! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, my parents always said I couldn't do any worse than Tommy, so I had to prove them wrong. (email@example.com)
What can I say? He's a perfect match... HIS LIVER THAT IS! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Obviously, love might be blind...but it's not tone deaf...
I didn't want to marry another musician. (email@example.com)