(updated 9 Jul 02)
Steve Fossett: Do you have anything planned to top your "First person to fly a balloon solo around the world" achievement?
First man to have sex while flying a balloon "solo" around the world. (email@example.com)
"Yes, I'm going to try to be the first person to hang-glide around Marlon Brando." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah, stand in line, bud.
Try to fly home in a commercial plane without a delay - it could take many more attempts than my balloon trip did. (email@example.com)
I'm going to inhale all the helium from my balloon and perform "The Chipmunks Greatest Hits". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I plan to invent a port-a-potty for balloons. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)
I am going to finish my Womanese-to-English dictionary so that we men no longer have to suffer in silence. (email@example.com) Like suffering any other way would be better somehow?
I've spent most of my life trying to fly around the world in a balloon... To be honest, I haven't thought about the future since I've devoted so much time to something so stupid and pointless. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I will attempt a new Guinness World Record for the fastest thaw of a pair of frozen cajones. (email@example.com)
With my knowledge of things filled with hot air, I plan to run for office. (Melichior@aol.com)
"Yes. The next time I'm going to be the first man to fly a balloon around the world without stopping for directions." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Unlimited money does not equal unlimited intelligence...
I'm gonna pay someone else to beat my record. (email@example.com)