(updated 10 Mar 08) 

The Sign

The Co-Winners:

Don't worry, it's in Vegas. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

That's where I got my totally rad "Deff Leopard" tattoo. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

The Runners Up:

And I feel better about society knowing that you are "steril". (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Owned and operated by the only High School graduate in town. (motorbreath2000@aol.com)

I hear that they even pierce your uvula. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Free do-over if we make more than 3 mistakes on one tattoo. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Proffessional, my ass! Get the "F" out'a here. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I'm thinking that their equipment AND their clientele should be sterilized. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Customers' favorites include "Ie luv Momm" and "Born 2B Had". (rod.renner@juno.com)

It's true, We've been sterile since 1996. However in 1995 we were some filthy bastards. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Brittny Speers gets all of her tattoos here. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

A dyslexic, spelling-impaired tattooist; what could possibly go wrong? (gerg17@comcast.net)

I went in to get my pussy tattooed, but then my cat ran away. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

I told my friend, Amy, the other day, "Justh don't go in wif a stud in your mouf...cause God knowth where thwey wilf puth your next twattoo." (Go_diva@GoDaddy.com)

Wait a minute, I thought you just said that Americans were tired of "dumbing down!" (sadsack59@hotmail.com)

We can spell 'tattoo' and 'piercing' because that's our business! 'Proffessional' and 'steril'... not so much. (jrfigler@gmail.com)

Guy on right: "Don't try it, lady..I was tattooed there and suffered from a bad spell". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I wonder why tattoo removal shops are opening up all over this neighborhood. (stan@squidworks.com)

These proprei... proprieters... proprietors...OWNERS are a product of our edukatshunal system. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

We're inexpensive...we won't nipple and dime you to death! (maxcel200@aol.com)

I see George Bush found a post-presidential job. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

S&S probably stands for "Stupid and Stupider". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Imagine Dawn's surprise when her boyfriend got home with a tattoo saying, "My heart belongs to Dan." (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Does this mean that if I've been sterile for MORE than twelve years I can't have a Tattoo or Body Piercing? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Isn't the Hollywood writers' strike over? (tphyll@aol.com)

Now cuvered by yur enchurants. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

When asked: "What's your sign?" The company's answer was: "Misspelled!" (retrometro@rogers.com)