(updated 10 Oct 06) 

In the Restroom

The Tri-Winners:

"Dear Bill, Just thinking of you. Carol" (Eleman8859@aol.com)

She told her boss she needed to use the restroom before her presentation, but she was really just 'stalling'. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

An example of a real computer whiz... (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

Nothing much, just sitting here in my little cubical doing my crappy job. How bout you? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Damn! Her bosses got HER by the short hairs!! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Nellie Frost inadvertently invents the "Craptop." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; Eleman8859@aol.com)

Where else would you type a "Dear John" letter? (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

"Hey Jody, come check out this site! Someone put a 'Web Cam' in a public toil......HEY WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

This brings all new meaning to "Pee-See". (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

"We don't pay you to sit on your ass all day pissing around". (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Gurvy is popular on MySpace, because she never remembers to turn her webcam off. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

The IM that read "you're full of shit" was blatantly incorrect. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

xxxxxxxx2yahoo.com ...... HELP! Please .... send.... toilet paper!!!! signed... Paperless (luganrn77@yahoo.com; lilfishjean@comcast.net)

"Finally, I can log in while I'm logging out!" (ronxian@aol.com)

Winner of the Top Ten signs you're addicted to online video games. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

The wireless Internet service in this establishment was decidedly "crappy". (stan@squidworks.com)

She will be surprised to find this is the PAPERLESS office everyone has been talking about (fparsons@yahoo.com)

What's the emoticon for "I just took a huge dump and feel much better now"? (murdoctor@aol.com)

The only picture from my vacation to Mexico. (TyleredOne@aol.com)

It ain't over til the paperwork's done. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

I bet she's downloading something dirty. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"Dear Internet Addiction Anonymous........." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

I see someone is really serious about their eBay auctions. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"The new age of bathroom sex." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"This Hotels.com gig has GOT to get better...I wonder when I get promoted to pools? (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

How To Make A Tampon From Toilet Tissue....search. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Not MY wife; she ain't that flexible. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Multiple downloads at the same time! (micart1954@yahoo.com)

Say- she goes "commando!" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Time to download . . . and to use the computer, also. (cdmauger@aol.com)

The restroom at the Internet Cafe`. (redrumandkoke@aim.com)

Some entries are so funny, the judges at HMO sometimes laugh so hard they shit their pants. That issue has been resolved. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

The boss told her she was canned. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Maybe she should've ordered the toilet paper before she got in the stall. (scice@aol.com)

She's downloading tunes for her iPotty. (tainsam@aol.com)

Patsy had a few too many bad cookies. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Ahh, this cubicle is so much quieter than the one in the office." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Britney adds to her extensive collection of dirty limerick files. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Mankind's best two inventions. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Whatever happened to the old age habit of reading a book when you take a dump? (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Tpanner hard at work. (tpanner@hotmail.com)