(updated 13 Jan 08) 

Praying Couple
(Photo submitted by luganrn77@yahoo.com)

The Tri-Winners:

"Please God, heal my dog, momma says he needs to be fixed." "Noooooo!" (mashallaha@aol.com)

"And Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I'm to pee upon my bed, I pray they blame the dog instead." (StevotheHuman@gmail.com)

The question is which one is praying to wake up in a dry bed? (mashallaha@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Hollywood mutilates yet another classic with the remake of "Old Yeller", which now features a happy ending. Steven Spielberg directs. (spjk2k@notalentproductions.com)

Since the kid is dyslexic, they are both praying to Dog. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"I pray that instead of praying on the bed I will soon be preying on the cat." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

(Dog) "Dear Lord...thank you for that soothing carpet that I 'butt-surfed' across today..." (Boy) "Dear Lord...thank you for helping me find my retainer on the carpet today..." (gerg17@comcast.net)

Little Johnny and Boomer prayed for sons-of-bitches everywhere. (littlebowser@sisna.com)

"As soon as they unglue my eyelids, I'm gonna crap in the laundry basket." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Little jimmy goes to plug his nose as Rover works hard to pass some gas. (skibip@aol.com)

"God please forgive Santa for what he did in the last PhotoLaughs contest." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"...and thank you Lord for sending me to be here with Timmy instead of at Michael Vick's house." (banks.del@gmail.com)

"Hooooooowl I lay me down to sleep..." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"God PLEASE stop this kid from thinking I am a pony." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

..and I'll have some of what HE'S having! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Which prayed first? (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Boy: "Please God let the dog stop humping me in his sleep" Dog: "Please God let the boy keep thinking I'm asleep." (Draviin@aol.com)

"Please, God, let my next girlfriend not be such a dog." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)