(updated 16 Apr 07) 

USAF UFO

The Tri-Winners:

Great moments in history: April 10,2007 - The US government officially denies the existence of HMO's PhotoLaughs contest. (RLRVSNY28@OPTONLINE.NET)

"What do you think, Roz?" "Well...." (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

"Hey, I've got an idea-- let's go buzz the cow fields over Roswell! Nobody'll know... It'll be forgotten by morning." (brat.cat@verizon.net)



The Runners Up:

Sure they're fast but nobody's talkin' about how many miles per gallon. I guess that's still light-years away. (esh3404716@aol.com)

"I have called you men here today, to find out if any of you have seen the keys to the UFOs." (admyers@co.hanover.va.us)

Amazing what you can make with a $950.00 pair of pliers. (skibip@aol.com)

Hey look at that! The Uranus Space Aviation Fleet has the same logo as our Air Force! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

"Got another hysterical lady on the phone, Sarge! Do we go with swamp gas or a weather balloon on this one?" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

In retrospect, the F-109A "Clay Pigeon" was a major disappointment as an air-superiority fighter aircraft during the Cold War. (G.Anderson4245@comcast.net)

"Hey Bob, why don't you take it out for a spin." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Unfortunately, the Air Force's program to grow a giant big enough to throw the Death Frisbee craft was a failure. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Ah, going for the "Light Year High Club," I see. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

The first CD-ROM drives were REALLY large. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Now that's a switch...the Air Force going around abducting aliens. (humorbear@aol.com)

"Great price on a couple of vintage flying saucers -- only a hundred billion trillion miles between them. Hardly been used." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

And those idiots thought aliens were kidnapping people and giving them anal probes. It was just the government looking for any money we might have hidden from them. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"What are we all waiting for?" "Will Smith. He's the only one that can fly one of these." (brat.cat@verizon.net)

This photograph of a highly confidential site was brought to you by the Paparazzi. You might say it was a slipped disc. (esh3404716@aol.com)

Primitive satellite dish technology in 1952. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

After 40 years the Robinson family found it's way home. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

Guinness Book of World Records record holder for largest 2-tiered serving tray. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Yeah and one day we'll pretend that we walked on the moon. (esh3404716@aol.com)

Although Air Force officials wouldn't reveal their cause for suspicion, they implemented an immediate drug testing program for all aerospace design engineers. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Our kids can't get money from the government for education but they build this crap!!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

The Air Force's giant snare drums gave out a tremendous sonic boom-ba-ba boom! (maxcel200@aol.com)