(updated 16 Mar 07) 

Painted Cow

The Quint-Winners:

"Perhaps this isn't the brokerage firm we want to do business with." (stan@squidworks.com)

Evidently North Korea has even more dangerous weapons than we thought. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

"What are you gonna do with the money you won from the 'PIMP YOUR HIDE' contest?" (esh3404716@aol.com)

So bad even Asian people won't take a picture of it. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Finding a cow that looks like this is rare to medium rare. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Mad cow is nothing compared to how pissed off this one is. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Why Kobe Beef is so special. (L1061S@go.com)

"If Red Bull gives you wings, I don't even WANT to know what this does!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

I almost forgot it was the 60th anniversary of people trying to pass this crap off as "art." (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

No matter how they fancy it up, it's just a lot of bull. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Here's a pic from the lesser known event called "The Ruining of the Bulls." (rlrvsny28@optonline.net; maxcel200@aol.com)

I don't know much about art, but I know when I'm having an acid flashback! (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

(woman on right) "Miyoko, did you slip anything into my green tea?" (humorbear@aol.com)

"It's a genuine Picowsso!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"We don't consider these things sacred, do we?" "No, that's Hindus." "Oh, thank God... or whatever." (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Minnie Pearl...reincarnated. (L1061S@go.com; jaynashvil@aol.com)

"Careful you don't get that moo goo on your gai pan." (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

"Well, me, I think it's worth the millions of yen that could have gone to education or national defense." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"A Bull in a China Shop." My ancestor made one silly mistake and his descendants have been paying for it ever since. (esh3404716@aol.com)

"Look Yin-Lee, it's Moo-nie Pearl!" (rulaffin@gmail.com; madavis62@alltel.net)

"I don't care if it's a Salvador Dali original, if it doesn't have a big Louis Vuitton logo, I'm not interested." (skibip@aol.com)

"Fire your fashion consultant! He gave you a bum steer." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

At first I thought it was my hippy son...But then I noticed it was missing a nose ring! (maxcel200@aol.com)

That's the most dishonorable piñata I've ever seen! (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Moove along ladies, there's nothing to see here." (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

Peter Maxx killed in stampede- film at eleven. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

The two young tourists had a beef with their itinerary. Their guide steered them wrong, and proved to be someone not to take much stock in. The girls learned not to steak their entire vacation on the advice of Orbitz.com, and after cowering in the hotel for a day and a half decided to chuck the whole trip. (cdmauger@aol.com)

Even stranger is the multi-colored plastic cow pie on the ground behind it. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net; edprocoat@msn.com)

Vera Wang comes out with her new spring line. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

An udder mistake! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Didn't this cow used to dance on "Laugh-In?" (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

"I don't care WHAT you say! She still reminds me of Cher." (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Cow-moo-flage (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

"So you see it, too!" (edprocoat@msn.com)