(updated 16 Mar 09) 

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Booze Biking

The Co-Winners:

"Yeah, I thought about getting a basket for the bike, but those things look really stupid." (jd8375@msn.com)

Jack wished he had just left without that seventh bottle. It's already hurtin' REAL BAD! (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

The Runners Up:

This guy should be arrested for pedaling booze. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Polish definition of a "six-pack". (skibip@aol.com)

Tour D'Ireland (Mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Budget cuts come to the famous Budweiser Clydesdales. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

At least he won't be pulled over by police for speeding. (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Enough with the free soda, already! Where's my damn pizza?" (esh3404716@aol.com)

A loose front wheel and no dental plan for employees soon put an end to Herb's liguor delivery service. (bigbowsie@gmail.com)

"Get your Molotov cocktails here..." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Glancing out the window, the dentist began to smile. He knew Cledus was soon going to make him a wealthy man. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"Coming up next at the Irish National Olympics..." (motorbreath2000@aol.com)

"Which way to the 'Pour De France'?" (mashallaha@aol.com)

Isn't that the lost Van Gogh painting? I believe that is the long lost painting of "Six Bottles and a Bicycle" or simply just a poorly pixelated photo. (MrMisterman@aol.com)

Funny thing is: This qualifies as an alternative fuel vehicle. (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Man, Michael Phelps really can't catch a break! (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Knocked-out teeth...not just for hockey players anymore. (gerg17@comcast.net)

He has a drinking problem: two hands one mouth. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Teddy Kennedy, "The High School Years." (Truckerex@comcast.net) or, if you prefer...

George W. Bush..."The Early Years". (steve_medel@oxy.com)

The TV show "Survivor" is running out of contest ideas. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

He is cycling very slowly because he has one more bottle in back. (madavis62@alltel.net)

BYOBBBBBBB (sahdogmom56@aol.com)

It was all downhill on the way back. (terdeis@shaw.ca)

After Hank was convicted of DUI he had to resort to riding his bike to work. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Rolling Stoned (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Ya see, in this here trailer park we don't got a milk man... we got a beer man." (Angeleyes1437@aol.com)

Who else sees an "America's Funniest Home Videos" entry about to happen? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Initiation to get into the Flying Karamazov Brothers. (guitartexn@aol.com)