(updated 16 Sep 07) 

Newlywed Couple

The Tri-Winners:

Moments later Joe woke up to discover he had once again ruined his pajamas. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

All the wedding shots of the bride turned out to be overexposed. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Just after this, sadly, the couple was kicked off of their Southwest Airlines honeymoon flight. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

The Runners Up:

Of course I have a wedding dress!....but it makes me look like a whore! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...also happens in alcohol-addled class reunions. (gerg17@comcast.net)

Pimp my bride! (maxcel200@aol.com)

All the guys at the wedding knew firsthand what Barbara meant when she said "I do". (maxcel200@aol.com)

The groom's thinking, "Man, I can't wait to deflower her!" (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

Let's go...they're holding our table at Denny's. (ponytayl@cox.net)

Under the category of 'Girl's Gown Wild'! (maxcel200@aol.com)

With her car trouble from last week behind her, she marries the tow truck driver. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Are the yellow carnations there to make us think she's a real blonde? (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Al got lucky that night...and he was just the best man! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Slow down! If I walk any faster, my bouquet will fall out! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Groom: "What was your name again?" (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

The Maidenform of Honor? (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Well, I guess we know who wears the pants in this house!" (AuntShecky711@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

The flowers she's wearing are annuals and everyone is anxiously waiting for the Fall season. (esh3404716@aol.com)

Blonde bride: "But, Dear...didn't you say it was going to be just a brief ceremony?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You should see her lingerie. (lhill@bryant.edu)

I'm not sure if you're the BEST man...but you can sure be the NEXT man! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Can't wait until she throws that bouquet. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Before we cut the cake sweetie, Uncle Herb wants another lap dance. (shep@compascable.net)

Guests were shocked when Sheila got lei'd during the wedding ceremony. (maxcel200@aol.com)

And they say blondes are dumb...just look at the bundle she must've saved on a wedding gown. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

All the groom's friends showed up, but the bride's pimp refused to give her friends the day off. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Only in a fantasy park could HE land HER. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Onlookers were shocked that the groom wore no jacket. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

This is what happens when blonde brides forget that they are supposed to throw the garter and keep the dress. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

It's rather obvious that this guy is either hanging a lot of pipe or has more money than God. (kamasushi@gmail.com)

"Paris, aren't you cold wearing just that?" "No way, I'm HOT!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)