(updated 17 Jun 07) 

Limo at the Gas Station

The Quad-Winners:

"Keep your eyes open for kids washing cars for $5.00." (madavis62@alltel.net)

Quick Stop? It's gonna take an hour to fill up that sucker! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com; luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I don't care if you DID pay full service, I'm not checking the air in your tires! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

It's a rehab limo...designed for celebrity addicts who want to go straight. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"Are they all your kids, or is it a picnic?" "They are all my kids and it AIN'T no picnic." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Who said I can't be in two places at once? (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Now THERE is a great Mary Kay saleswoman. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Why buy gas? Just by entering the vehicle and climbing into the back seat you're in the next town! (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Rap star Ova comp-N-s8's ride. (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

It's not as impressive as it looks, the only thing on the inside is a one lane bowling alley. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

Yea, but can it stretch a gallon of gas? (l2893s@gmail.com)

"This is Oprah..and guess what, audience? You're all going for a limo ride right after the show!" (Crowd response: "Yaaaaayyyyy!") (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Yes, Mr. Gore, we promise not to tell anyone what you drive. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"22 hubcaps? Now, THAT would be overkill. No, I think that 21 shows a little restraint and humility." (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Land Shark: From beloved SNL icon to limo driver, tonight on "E! The True Hollywood Story". (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Finally a limo that all the groomsmen can fit into in an Italian wedding. (DReale12@aol.com)

Hmmm......looks like Ron Jeremy's at the Quick Stop. (skibip@aol.com; rulaffin@gmail.com)

Great car if your spouse is a back seat driver! (maxcel200@aol.com)

It's the only car of its type to roll off of the assembly line. HELL, it WAS the assembly line. (stan@squidworks.com)

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should do it. (ripmr@comcast.net)

How very unusual! I thought cars with fins were out! (maxcel200@aol.com)

All the Bush supporters decided to get together for lunch... (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

Lucy's & Desi's sequel after, "The Long, Long Trailer." (humorbear@aol.com)

The PIMPcapades... Rolling in a town near you soon! (SingleMingleNYC@aol.com)

Ah, so THAT explains why gas is so expensive; this car uses most of it! (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

God help you if you realize that your gas cap's on the other side too late. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

"I've been driving around and around in circles and that's not easy!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Now that's a stretch of the imagination if I ever saw one! (ESH3404716@aol.com)

There is only a front door. I would hate to be riding shotgun and have to lean forward to let 300 people out. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Jumpin' Jack Flash needs some gas, gas, gas! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

It takes a roof this big to hold enough solar cells to power this electric car. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Would you believe this limo was once owned by Wilt Chamberlain to pick up his dates? (ericray64@sbcglobal.net)

Excellent!!! Every time this limo fills up, my Texaco stock goes through the roof. (steve_medel@oxy.com)