(updated 17 Jun 08) 

Brick Dump

The Tri-Winners:

Example of a very bad mortorist. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The driver was quoted as saying, "Talk about irony, my boss is gonna shit a brick." (Truckerex@comcast.net; CoyPsyche@aol.com)

"Of course I've been drinking. You think a sober person could do this? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

Okay, that's enough, Consumer Reports is getting far too esoteric. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Not only did he dump a whole load of them on the highway, he left one in his tighty-whities. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

The "other contest tie-in" trio:

Drat those "mail a brick" people! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"I hear you have a junk mail problem...here is your bricks." (CoyPsyche@aol.com; luganrn77@yahoo.com)

"Which way to Capital One?" (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

Probably a $5m grant for performance art. (seeker@vcoms.net)

When you said, "I gotta go drop a load"...well, I just assumed something else. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Do you think brown underwear goes with this outfit?" (tphyll@aol.com)

Bet he dropped a brick or two in the cab, too! (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"This IS 1449 Fairmont, isn't it?" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"It's the fireplace you ordered. Don't worry it comes with assembly instructions." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Why cotton candy truckers shouldn't diversify. (gerg17@comcast.net)

This guy was a brick shy of a full load. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Some of those bricks on the ground didn't fall out of the truck... (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

"Here at the Britney Spears School of Truck Driving, we not only teach the finer points of actually driving a vehicle... we teach you the appropriate responses to pesky insurance adjuster questions." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Excuse me, driver, my Prius is under your bricks. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

I have a delivery for a "Mr. Third Little Pig" (MASHALLAHA@AOL.COM; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Oh man! That's gonna be mortar to clean up!" (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)