(updated 19 Jul 06) 

Truck Pools

The Tri-Winners:

Because beer makes any idea better! (topsquark@yahoo.com)

Failing to grasp the pickup/pool concept, Delbert Jackson was later found drowned inside of his Camaro. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"Good news, Honey. Even though gas costs so much, we STILL can use the truck for our summer vacation." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

As the boys' blood alcohol level went up, so did the urine-to-water ratio. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Another insidious by-product of global warming... yet to be discussed by Al Gore. (maxcel200@aol.com)

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Fill 'er up!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Not only did we not evolve from fish, this photo is conclusive that we never evolved at all. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Three concussions and 1 drowning later, the diving board was unceremoniously removed. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Next week, we'll turn the front end into a barbecue." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

How to float the keg... again. (scottf2323@hotmail.com)

The only woman who should have been in this photo is late, driving the beer truck. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Sadly, the truck bed pool is considerably deeper than the gene pool. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Yes sir! You're looking at four certified babe magnets." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Thank God they put that caution cone out... (scice@aol.com)

Broken diving records, no. Broken bones, you betcha. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Tailgating at the State Swim Meet needs to be done a little differently. (rampage1984@msn.com)

I can tell this photo is fake. Any good red-neck would have a floating cooler and a floating grill in there. (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Women are too smart to be photographed doing this. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

What rednecks do with their portable ice skating rinks during the summer. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Your scholarship dollars at work... (lilfishjean@comcast.net)

The parking lot at Dollywood. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

What are the odds that Lynyrd Skynyrd is playing in the background? (scice@aol.com)

An excellent example of good management: One lifeguard for every three swimmers. (rod.renner@juno.com)

I'll bet the water is cold. There are springs at the bottom of the pool. (mashallaha@aol.com)

After a long day of lawnmower racing, the Foxworthy boys enjoy some R&R at the spa. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

I always wondered what happened to the New Kids On The Block! (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"Can't drive these on the highway....No truck pool lane!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Brit threw out K-Fed again? (MissusMikeyD@aol.com)

Ironically these twits wanted some outdoor activity because they were spending too much time indoors on the tube. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Ah, what the hell. None of us are ever gonna do better than a duplex on the south side of town anyway. So we might as well get used to it." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Keg of beer: $60.00, pick-up truck: $8,000, having Mom and Dad think I'm in my college Physics class: priceless (steve_medel@oxy.com)