(updated 19 Mar 06) 

Pushing Ambulance

The Tri-Winners:

"Pushers Contribute To Drug Overdose Victim"... News At Eleven. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Many lives were saved that day thanks to the heroics of the German bobsledding team. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Get a horse? They're gonna need a hearse real soon! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

The irony is that the victim was suffering from too much gas. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"If you really think that wound needs immediate attention, then I suggest you jump out and help push!" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Outside exercise program -- just one more FREE perk of Walmart's health benefits plan! (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

In an tragic twist, the town's only ambulance broke down minutes before the town's only mechanic suffered a heart attack. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

The ambulance is not out of gas. They're just trying to find a heart donor. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Why do Fiat's have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm. (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Are you sure THIS is what the obstetrician meant when he said 'Push!'? (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

e.r.- the final season. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"You were the siren yesterday, now shut up and push!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Luckily bob was in an ambulance because he was about to shout, “You know this would go easier if I release the emergency break”. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"Hey Bobby, grab the defibrillator and let's jump start this thing!!!" (steve_medel@oxy.com; mashallaha@aol.com)

That's what I say, they can take their ambulance service and shove it! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

FEMA to the rescue! (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Don't worry, folks, this one's already dead!" (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

World's Most Stupid Lawyers: Ambulance Pushers. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"It's uphill from here? They better have 3 gurneys ready." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Is that Polish writing on the side of that ambulance? This contest is getting too easy. (pooks49@yahoo.com)

"I dunno Vinnie,..I'm thinking we didn't put everybody involved in that super glue accident inside the ambulance". (rayj0109@gmail.com)