(updated 1 Dec 07) 

Hound and Underpants
(Photo sent in by luganrn@yahoo.com)

The Tri-Winners:

"If you think I'm sniffing that, you're full of more crack than those drawers were!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

It's not really difficult to train a dog to chase after balls. (maxcel200@aol.com)

No wonder Britney quit wearin' em. (leven11amy@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

DNA?!? Who needs DNA evidence when the iron on tag clearly says, "washed by Kyle Scwartz's mom" (paulstocum@mac.com)

"Come on out, Grandma! You need your medication and you can't hide forever." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Shortly after the bloodhound recoiled in horror, the sh*t hit the fangs. (spjk2k@notalentproductions.com)

Good thing for HMO archives...

Officers try to coax their bloodhound into pursuing the suspect, who was last seen dragging two cases of beer. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"Those underwear," Duke thought, "smell of Michelob and ass... and sled for some reason." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

And movies...

Officers respond to reports of a man heard squealing like a pig. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

'Ole Red' may have found Ned Beatty's shorts, but sadly could not find his lost career. (gerg17@comcast.net)

And cartoons...

As part of his drug bust plea bargain, Scooby agrees to track down Shaggy. (gerg17@comcast.net)

Zoiks! Looks like the ghost is around here somewhere . . . and naked! (cdmauger@aol.com)

"You stupid dog! Follow the tire tracks--not the skid marks!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"The bloodhound is nice, chief. But what we really need is a stool pigeon." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Madison Avenue experts gave mixed reaction to a rather unorthodox new ad campaign for Tide laundry detergent. (spjk2k@notalentproductions.com)

"You smell it. I'm sick of this shit!!" (GerriHan65@aol.com)

"Look, If he ain't wearin' his underpants I don't think I want to find him." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Hey Bowser, you've sniffed hundreds of other dogs' butts but you won't sniff this?" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

File photo of a K9 unit getting briefed. (spjk2k@notalentproductions.com)

"Always with the underpants. All I need is a shirt, a shoe, a hat, hell even a flake of skin will do the job, but you guys always insist on the soiled underwear." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

While the dog's eyes cry "no", his genitals clearly scream "proceed". (spjk2k@notalentproductions.com)

"Well, boy, gotta earn that overtime to support your bitch." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

They'd been wondering how much longer their fugitive's poor judgement and lack of common sense would give them the upper hand. This is where their trail of clues ended however; the chase now took a decisive turn in favor of the invisible stupid man. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Ole Reb didn't care if they said it was just a hazing ritual, he wanted nooooo part of it. (DaJakaiss@optonline.net)

"At least I am housebroken." (SahDogMom56@aol.com)

Well . . . I think it would take three guys with guns before I'd sniff. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Rex never wanted to be a brown noser! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Where's PETA when I need them?" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Hound: "Whew! Why would anyone want to know where she is?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Forget about them Duke boys! Go find Boss Hogg!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"I think we just found a relic of the last Tom Jones fan!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Introducing the new dog repellent for the Postal Office. (paulstocum@mac.com)

"I'M not gonna try it, YOU try it!" (kevbob270@yahoo.com)