(updated 1 May 2010) 

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Nice Bra

The Quad-Winners:

Her watch was also Swiss...but nobody seemed to notice. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Another item bought at a cheesy lingerie store. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Now I've got a cheese log. (bfishburne@gmail.com)

I may not know a lot about cheese but I know Double Gloucester when I see it. (mashallaha@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Jeez, you forget to take your Monistat just once ... (mahoneycjm@gmail.com)

"'Things That Burn My Retinas' for 200 Alex." (codieleefer@yahoo.com)

Milking it for all it's worth. (retrometro@rogers.com)

"How to bait a titmouse." (strollo5@embarqmail.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

What a tasteless fashion statement! (retrometro@rogers.com)

She's hoping for a forward pass. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Kraft's new ready to eat dinner: Rack and Cheese (mashallaha@aol.com)

Now that's some fine aged cheddar. (muck55@aol.com)

Don't ask where she's wearing the crackers! (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Cheese Nips (bfishburne@gmail.com)

Does this have anything to do with "build a better mouthtrap"? (mashallaha@aol.com)

If only it was Swiss.... (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

Cheddar on top,
Fromunda down below,
Green Bay stinks,
Go Vikings Go! (guitartexn@aol.com)

I dunno, "cheeset*ts" just doesn't have the same cachet as "cheesehead." (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I think Jenny's breast milk is starting to curdle. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Too graphic for publication, her husband is sporting the new cheese head. (cem007@canada.com)

Those are lookin' Gouda! (MASHALLAHA@AOL.COM)

"Ah, my favourite....seasoned breasts with cheese sauce!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

Do they make edible panties in cracker flavor? (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

"The recipe calls for two cups of cheese." (retrometro@rogers.com)

Can't decide which is cheesier, the bra or the bling. (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

No, no, dear... you're not supposed to let the milk retain that long. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Will the French never understand football? (bfishburne@gmail.com)

This will go just perfect with my ham panties. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

The Pied Piper's musical skills couldn't hold a candle to Margie's Cheddar Boobs. (cdmauger@aol.com)

The tan lines came from her lunch meat halter top. (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

Doesn't cut the mustard for me. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

From the people who brought you Croc shoes... (rcmauger@att.net)

As seen on "Girls Gone Mild". (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

Her condition worsened until, her lactation turned to cheddar. (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

That's not Gouda. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Some lucky baby's getting Cheez Whiz. (iambatmania@hotmail.com)

So, is this what a "Patty Melt" is supposed to look like? (GerriHan65@aol.com)

When cheddar goes bad. (ckaysbc3@gmail.com)

Oh, chances are I'm not the only one here who sees a new ad for Cheese Nips. (guitartexn@aol.com)

After a careful choice in wardrobe, Sheila was confident her date with Stuart Little would go well. (rcmauger@att.net)

Will we ever again be free of Sarah Palin? (seeker@vcoms.net)

The longer I stare, the more she looks like Lady Elaine Fairchilde. (TyleredOne@aol.com)

Cheeez what knockers! (sahdogmom56@aol.com)

And possibly the best pun so far this year...

Frankly, my dear, I don't give Edam. (tphyll@aol.com)